My colleague Jordan (hello sir!) says that most of my coworkers hate me because I’m always happy. That’s the best backhanded compliment I’ve ever received! I never really considered myself a happy person, I just assumed everyone was the same. Now that I’m more mature and not just an overgrown 12-year-old at heart, I can see how I stand out because of my seemingly constant happiness. Before I continue, I’d like to clear up a few things with my beloved co-workers and anyone else that wonders if I’m on drugs. [Read more…]
Shea Serrano is a staff writer for sports and pop culture site Grantland. He’s the author of Bun B’s Rap Coloring and Activity Book and The Rap Year Book: The Most Important Rap Song From Every Year Since 1979, Discussed, Debated and Deconstructed, which will be in bookstores this fall is now available for preorder (order it now so Shea can see that this interview was totes worth it). [Read more…]
My co-worker…and co-friend Mark Campos asked me to make him a Hip-Hop 101 list. Mark, besides being incredibly smart, went to art school. So he likes bands that probably don’t exist yet. Making this list could be difficult. On one hand, I’m ecstatic that Mark thinks I’m a cuddly, more personable version of Pandora. But on the other hand, what if I crack under pressure and can’t make him a good playlist? I’ll never be accepted by the art community! [Read more…]
In July of 2007, Atletico Madrid’s Fernando Torres bid adios to the only club he ever knew. After seven years on the first squad and after becoming the team’s youngest captain at the tender age of nineteen, Fernando Torres left the Spanish capital for English Premier League club Liverpool FC. In his departing letter to Atletico supporter’s, Fernando wrote that in his heart he hoped that “…this goodbye is an I’ll see you later.” [Read more…]
Lately, I’ve been having a lot of feelings. I blame my roommate Will for making me watch “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” and I blame Drake, for well being Drake and being on Spotify (Last time I listened to Drake, I wound up sitting in my room, alone, with the lights turned off for like 8 hours).
Perhaps it’s fitting too, that me feeling stuff comes around Thanksgiving, when family, friends and good times come about. Although it’s a great week, it’s also a weird week. Because Thanksgiving is the closest we can ever get to going “home”.
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