Greatest Q & A ever. I could not make this up.

Andrei Arshavin is known as a peculiar if interesting individual. He often hosts QA sessions with fans via his website. He has become known for his pragmatic, confusing and entertaining answers. Here is my favorite.

 

8. Hi, Andrey, I love arsenal and helicopters. My friend, Steve, said that he met you once and he said you were very nice but you smelt of coffee. Do you like coffee? He also said that he held your hand. If I met you please could I hold your hand, I promise it will be no longer than for 3 minutes. LOVE FROM ANTHONY, 28 ENGLAND.

Andrei Аrshavin: I don’t drink coffee at all.

My response: …the fuck did I just read?

For more Andrei Awesomeness check out, http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Arshavin-conducts-greatest-Q-amp-A-ever-part-II?urn=sow%2C226740